It was created by Swaggie Maggie, who, it must be said plainly, is handing all of you your asses. Sixteen-year-old kid and she is HOUSING you.
“Oh, TotD, we would like to contribute to the blog, but we have jobs and families and mortgages.”
Abandon your job. Drop your family off at one of those Safe Haven boxes* at the firehouse. While you’re at the firehouse, tell them that you’ve set your house on fire. Sell your stuff, give it to me, and hang out in the public library to use their WiFi. Come join my cult!
You can’t call it a cult.
Oh, right. Come join my death cult!
Also: Double Mustache Drum Section.
*You should be able to drop any family member into one of those boxes with no legal repercussion: babies, teens, spouses. Get your brother-in-law high and shove him into it.