Hey, Rocky. Whatcha doing?
“Had enough of the bullshit, man. Decided to light out for the territories.”
Everybody feels that way sometimes. But you climbed straight up a building.
“I honestly thought it would be easier to get down. This is not like a tree.”
No.
“No branches whatsoever.”
A building is not a tree.
“I have learned that lesson the hard way.”
You’re gonna be okay. They already got you down. You get some medical attention?
“Yeah. Doc says it’s only a scratch. I’ll be better.”
You’ll be better?
“I’ll be better just as soon as I am able.”
“Me paw’s too cold.
To climb a bleedin’ buildin’.”
You came this close to redeeming a thoroughly shitty song. Ah, hell, I’ll give it to you. Well done.
Saw the clip on the news, assumed he was looking for a Gideon’s bible. Thanks for the clarification.
If Lennon were alive he’d say, “Thank god it wasn’t one of my songs.”