Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Trouble (Breathing) Ahead

jerry boreal ridgeHey, GarHOLY SHIT, you look like hell.

“Not so great.”

You’re kinda pale.

“Head bad. Air none.”

Yeah, this is the Boreal Ridge show. You’re 7,000 feet up.

“Fire someone.”

I agree, man. It was an awful decision to bring you to altitude. You’re the opposite of a sherpa.

“Shut…”

Shut the fuck up?

“…the…”

Shut the fuck up?

“…fuck…”

Shut the fuck up?

“…up.”

Aw.

5 Comments

  1. mrcompletely

    he wasn’t even carrying his own drugs at this point, yeah

  2. The Central Shaft

    So that ain’t sunscreen, eh?

  3. Surfbitch

    Oh. That’s the reason I took off to the mountain top for the entire show.
    Brain needs pretty things now…!
    Sorry Jer, love ya!

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