Hey, Billy.
“Ass. Yo.”
Whatcha up to?
“Brainstorming over here. How about I slam Benjy’s hands in a convection oven?”
Why?
“Yeah, I guess. How about I put some C4 in one of those steamers you rent at the supermarket?”
Huh?
“What if Mickey and me shove broomsticks up our ass and reverse-joust with each other for a half-hour?”
…
Fishman’s vacuum thing?
“I don’t get it, but the kids seem to love it.”
They’re on drugs.
“So are our fans.”
True.
“Does he put his dick in it?”
Not onstage.
“But he’s fucked that vacuum, right?”
Oh, yeah. No doubt in my mind.
“I’ve fucked worse.”
Such as?
…
“Okay, I never fucked any appliances. You got me there.”
I think you should just be yourself, Billy.
“You’re probably right. Worked out this far, huh?”
Sure has.
“I’m still gonna slam Benjy’s hands in a convection oven.”
He deserves it, I’m sure.
“You have no idea.”
They name his truck willie?
This is from the Peach festival a few weeks back, and the truck belongs to Willie Nelson.
So, you know how it smells.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ocm5A7Z5bkE/UvBtzyvTVZI/AAAAAAAAFfo/JF7gvZqeFb0/s1600/shotgunwillie.png
https://youtu.be/wwIMUiJxe8U
Who’s Benjy. Killing me I can’t figure it out.
Sent from my iPhone. Please forgive brevity and typos.
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First time here?
Somebody find that Macauley Culkin gif…….that explains everythting
Spencer that’s your job
I didn’t want to say anything, man.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bnPgtEKxF9U/TDnwsBP7dWI/AAAAAAAAA4o/GhWAwgwQWxw/s1600/Bad-Blogger.jpg
Spencer, it’s “Not an original Ceramic Canvas photograph.” Is everything okay? you’re FAILING. I DEMAND ORIGINAL CERAMIC CANVAS PHOTOGRAPHS ONLY
http://www.rodstewartfanclub.com/about_smiler/info/2011_mug.jpg
Thank you Spencer. š
Ceramic yes, canvas no
Appliance f***ing, eh? Vacuums? Hmmm
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qzb3RBb8Q
“Sy?……….Sy?……….Sy?………….”
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dYMv11Bz19g
NSFWoM (cuz Zappa, obvs)
I thought you were doing the old Jack Benny/Mel Blanc routine.
Well, I already forgave you. Can you forgive yourself?
Better shape up, Spencer.
kidding, friend. You’re my fave.
Technically this is before Sy. NSFA(nything)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohhUIbVPUHQ
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy1ztCTrBEU
It’s got 420 upvotes, maaaaan.
(I love this sketch, but: jesus.)
Just aiming to please. Dated and borderline for sure. I’ll just stick with the thinly veiled l ron hubbard accolyate appliance fetishist rock satirical rock opera tune. Fishman wishes.