Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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[PDF] Lovely Polish LowlandHey, Bobby.

“Howdy.”

Whatcha up to?

“Went for a walk.”

Nice.

“Took a nap.”

Awesome.

“Bit to eat.”

Okay.

“Licked myself.”

Right.

“Typical Bobby Sunday, y’know.”

Enjoy.

“Before you go, let my smell your potato salad.”

This got strange.

23 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120916042613/seuss/images/6/65/The_Lorax_-_Once-ler.png

    I WAS WATCHING THE LORAX WITH MY SISTER A LITTLE WHILE AGO JUST BCUZ IT WAS ON

    AND THE ONCELER CAME OUT AND I WAS LIKE

    BOB

    FUCKIN

    WEIR

    • maggiemay

      AlBENCER WHAT EHANC WHCU

      • maggiemay

        Potato salad

        Why is a man’s nether region called a potato salad. What the fuck does that have to do with a penis.

      • maggiemay

        I literally learned this word from you u can’t ban me ur a horrible influence

      • maggiemay

        Go eat a potato salad you terrible person you

      • maggiemay

        I’m going 2 report u 2 Obama for ruining the mind of an innocent teen

      • maggiemay

        I’m a teenage girl so I automatically win

        “Hey Obama what’s up my homie G I was on the Internet and this guy started talking about his potato salad can u pls report this 2 the meme police and shut down his blog k thanks”

      • maggiemay

        There are so many things I’ve said on here that should n o t have been said but what can I say I feel like a 37 yr old man trapped in a teenage girl’s body

        PENIS

      • maggiemay

        Somebody needs to take my internet privileges away from me right now

      • maggiemay

        Jesus Christ have I mentioned the fact that I’m a teenage girl

        I need to the fuck up about it honestly it must be so annoying lel

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