Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Use Your Eyes

Look at that. It’s a bat, and it’s beautiful. Albrecht Dürer painted that in 1522 with watercolors. (Paintings created with watercolors are different than oil paintings in that they can be injected intravenously.) Are you looking? That shit’s beautiful, so look at it. Get some culture in your filthy hippie life.

Now go read about the bat, and the young woman with the pearl-festooned dress, and Adam & Eve, and a young man named Stéphane Breitwieser who had an eye for art. Trust me on this one.

6 Comments

  1. Dave Froth

    The Rubens girls.

    Yum.

  2. Dick Scratcher

    I cant see any photos on any of your posts
    Not on my phone or my laptop
    Is this just a problem with me
    Or are others experiencing this too?

    S.O.S

    • Jethro

      Agree, no photos here for nearly a month…??

  3. dawn

    the article was fantastic! i have often thought about stealing art just for myself.

  4. Carlos

    I just happened to get a very interesting book out from the library called ‘museum of the missing’ by Simon Houpt about modern art thefts. Once I was in a museum in Edinburgh and thought to myself, wow it would be easy to take something!
    Happy birthday week TOTD. Cheers.

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