Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

He Is The Road Crew

Hey, Parish. Whatcha doing?

“Well, I was a professional roadie for 30 or 40 years. And then I was a professional ex-roadie for a while.”

You have successfully monetized a lifetime of carrying heavy shit and punching people who got too close to Garcia, yes.

“And now I’m starting a band.”

Oh, God, no.

“Yeah, man. We got a good groove going here.”

You and Katie Skene.

“Is that her name?”

Yes.

“I’ve been calling her Girl Bobby.”

Her name is Katie Skene. She plays with all the old jam band guys. I think maybe she has a grandpa fetish.

“Well, that works out for me pretty well.”

5 Comments

  1. dawn

    seriously?

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