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Walk Me Out In The Morning Doo-Wop

Holy shit, this is the most 50’s photo I’ve ever seen.

“The times, they were not a-changin’, right?”

Is that kid smoking a pipe?

“Pipey? Yeah. It’s his thing, man.”

Who else is there?

“Well, all the way to my right is Taxicab Thompson.”

Why’d you call him Taxicab?

“Ears.”

Sure.

“Next to him is Pipey.”

We’ve been introduced.

“And there’s me, and another guy, and on the other end is Joe Strummer.”

Time Sheath?

“Yeah.”

You skipped a person. Who’s the kid standing next to you?

“Don’t worry about that, man.”

Why not?

“Well, you know how it’s 1958 and all?”

Uh-huh.

“And, as you can see, the cat’s a bit darker than the rest of us, right?”

Oh, God, you just called him “N—-r,” didn’t you?

“No.”

Oh, good.

“We called him ‘N—-r Pete.”

God, the past was fucked up.

“That’s what our teachers called him, man.”

The past is cancelled.

4 Comments

  1. Dick Scratcher

    Pipey XD
    Laughed to hard at that!

  2. Smoke

    and Pipey has a lit cigarette in his ear.

  3. Dave Froth

    “Wait ’till Otis sees us…Otis LOVES us!”

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    thinking the Boys got a hold of some boot-jacked USAID cartons of Old Gold and cases of Wild Root Cream oil at the Presidio

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