Come a little forward.
“This?”
Yeah. Now, spin around.
“There we go. This is a blast, man.”
Okay, if you could back up and then hover?
“I think I can get that done. Um, okay?”
Yup. I’ve seen all I need to see.
“What’s the verdict?”
Like we thought: there is no human being on the planet who doesn’t look like a doofus on that thing.
“It’s not a Ferrari, is it?”
Steve McQueen would not have owned one, no.
“They are fun.”
Oh, sure. Never a debate: those thingamadoodads are a hoot.
“Also, my kids are screaming with embarrassment.”
Good reason to keep riding.
“I might pick ’em up from school on this sucker.”
this is the face of a man who doesn’t give a single fucking fuck
May the four winds blow you into a sobriety checkpoint.
This must be from Bob’s audition for Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
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that guy’s awesome. he’s got shit figured out
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