Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing.
“Being reincarnated as an Afghan Hound.”
Cool. How’s that going for ya?
“I gotta tell ya: it’s the tits, brother. I can lick my own asshole.”
What about the taste?
“What about the taste? I’m a dog now, man: I like the taste of everything.”
Okay.
“I miss smoking.”
This is exactly why I would wish to come back as a cat. The larger, the better. A long lifespan would be cooler, too. Fritz The, same thing.