If you ever doubt that this is a different world than the Dead existed in, consider the incident in which Bobby shot off a cap gun in an airport. Then chew this over: he made it to the show. These days, if you tried that shit and managed to make it past the first round of National Guard widebodies with their machine guns, then you’d go to Gitmo forever.

Assume everything is in your favor: you’re crazy, or really white, or Fox News loves you and you manage to avoid Guantanamo…you still don’t make the fucking show that night.