It’s like a Rando sandwich.
Nicely done. Hey, good work on closing down for that Day Without Immigrants thing.
“Gotta do what’s right.”
Yes, you do.
“Plus, Mondays are always slow. Didn’t really affect the month’s numbers.”
You should probably leave the second thing out when you talk about it.
“It’s a business, jackass.”
True. What did the busboys do with their day off?
“Day off? The fuck you mean? Just because the restaurant was closed doesn’t mean they had the day off.”
You made the immigrants work on the Day Without Immigrants?
“I didn’t make them work.”
“I let them work.”