Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Whoopee Wednesday: Part Two, The Definining

All The Sexy:

  • The sound of rain hitting the roof on a dark morning.
  • Machinery with a lot of pistons.
  • 1974 Viking beard Phil.
  • Boot-cut jeans.
  • Noses that have been broken two or three times.
  • Lizzy Caplan.
  • Warm, gentle breezes.
  • Plaid skirts.
  • Peregrine falcons.
  • Typewritten letters that smell of the sender.

None Of The Sexy

  • The sound of rain on the roof of your car during your commute.
  • Air conditioners. (Least sexy technology ever.)
  • 1984 sloppy drunk Phil.
  • Skinny jeans.
  • Gabe Kaplan.
  • Icy, stinging gales.
  • Plaid trousers, especially when worn with suspenders and a T-shirt with a ska band on it.
  • Atlanta Falcons
  • Inspirational Instagram posts.

5 Comments

  1. The Central Shaft

    Philobertus of Göttingen

    • The Central Shaft

      Cropping is kind of a drag.

  2. spencer

    ….

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGjyvjWDPE

  4. spencer

    I’m going to change now…….

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