Did the cooks go on strike again?
“I’m not at the restaurant, jackass. I’m volunteering at a soup kitchen.”
Good of you to do.
“Gotta give back.”
Yes, you do.
“I would’ve rather done a show and donated the proceeds, but Jill wanted to do this.”
Gotta listen to the boss.
“Yup. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. Never cooked in my life.”
“I can put stuff in the toaster. Or the toaster oven. I got both those suckers down cold. But the stove? Completely foreign device. I believe food should be brought to me.”
Does Jill cook?
“Oh, yeah. Great at it. She makes the best chili in the world. Know what she calls it?”
“It’s a portmanteau.”
“I didn’t say it was funny, I just said that’s what she calls it.”
I know. You look good in a hairnet.