Did you set it on fire accidentally?

“That’s a couple years from now.”

Get gum in it?

“Not a gum chewer. That’s Mickey.”

Man does love his gum.

“Gum rhymes with drum.”

Goddamn, I am getting my mind blown today.

“Nice to have days like that, man. Just the universe sending bazooka blasts across your frontal cortex, right?”

Kinda.

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WHERE IS YOUR BEARD?

“It’ll grow back, man. Real quick, too.”

Well, hop to it.

“Get stuffed.”

Gotcha.