“Are we still doing this?”
“Bob, you don’t understand: not only is this how Dead & Company travel on the tour, but it’s also my gift to you.”
“Irving, I don’t want a helicopter.”
“Who wouldn’t want a helicopter?”
“A fellow who lives on the side of a mountain, for one. Who doesn’t know how to fly a helicopter. And would get yelled at by his sister-in-law for having one.”
“But I wrapped it. The bow cost fifty bucks.”
“Irving…”
“Billy Joel has a helicopter.”
“No, thank you.”
“Fine, fine: I’ll give it to John.”
“Don’t do that. He’ll give it its own Instagram account.”
“Publicity!”
“Where did you even get a helicopter, anyway?”
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“Craigslist.”
“Gotta go, Irv.”
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Too soon.
With Bill it will always be too soon. I have had two copies of the Bill Graham book stolen from me…….One was stolen by my then girlfriend/now wife.
That’s one way to get a book back.