Siri, find me a song about New Year’s that isn’t the one by Boomer Coldplay*.
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Ugh.
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Oh, God, no we will not be listening to Funky New Year by The Eagles. Fuck you for even suggesting that.
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Eh, it’ll do.
*I am declaring that U2 is now called “Boomer Coldplay.”
I am happy to be totally unaware of the band coldplay.
I suppose by the suggestion of this post that, this is a good thing.
Good for me, lucky once again.
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