
Are there any California commies you don’t know?
“Oh, Gavin’s not a communist. He’s too handsome for that.”
He’s a dreamboat.
“Right? That’s why California’s the best state: we’ve always had the most fuckable governors.”
Are you including Gray Davis in there?
“Much sexier in person.”
And Jerry Brown?
“50 million Linda Ronstadts can’t be wrong.”
Is that a Member’s Only jacket?
“You bet your ass this is a Member’s Only jacket.”
Awesome.
gavin has one too many buttons unbuttoned.
Yeah,
and you wear a t-shirt under a white shirt.
Nobody wants to see your man-nips.
Is that Trump’s wall in the background?
New goal: To live my life with the personal confidence & sartorial commitment that will allow me to confidently state, “You bet your ass this is a Member’s Only jacket.”