Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

You’re So Respectable

Are there any California commies you don’t know?

“Oh, Gavin’s not a communist. He’s too handsome for that.”

He’s a dreamboat.

“Right? That’s why California’s the best state: we’ve always had the most fuckable governors.”

Are you including Gray Davis in there?

“Much sexier in person.”

And Jerry Brown?

“50 million Linda Ronstadts can’t be wrong.”

Is that a Member’s Only jacket?

“You bet your ass this is a Member’s Only jacket.”

Awesome.

4 Comments

  1. dawn

    gavin has one too many buttons unbuttoned.

    • Tor Haxson

      Yeah,
      and you wear a t-shirt under a white shirt.

      Nobody wants to see your man-nips.

  2. bamstutz

    Is that Trump’s wall in the background?

  3. hcm

    New goal: To live my life with the personal confidence & sartorial commitment that will allow me to confidently state, “You bet your ass this is a Member’s Only jacket.”

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