Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Mexican, A Jew, And Jerry Garcia Walk Into A Bar…

Men shouldn’t wear white pants. Jeans, slacks, sweats; whatever.

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Holy shit, Garcia’s not smoking.

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People often forget that Santana is 5’3″ at best.

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Oof, fruit plate.

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Wait. I think that’s a health salad. This is Marin County in 1978, and that was ground zero for health salad.

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When the Nazis orphan you at the age of five, you’re allowed to be pissed off the rest of your life.

4 Comments

  1. ChadB

    Hydrangeas. Or “Hey man, cantaloupes should be served in whole slices, not CuBeS, heheheh.”

  2. DJ5000000

    With all the recent rockyroll movies coming out, can someone please make a movie about Graham starring Ian McShane?

    Great word – rockyroll.

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    I want the recording of the salad, speaking words of wisdom…

    • Luther Von Baconson

      Is that a mic or an Electric Lint Remover?

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