Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Easy, Wind

Precarious?

“Yo.”

That doesn’t look sturdy.

“The speakers?”

Yeah.

“Good eye. Not sturdy. Virtually no sturd at all. Sturdless, really.”

I just feel like the base of the structure should be wider for how high it is, and how much those speakers probably weigh.

“Good feeling. You’re batting a thousand.”

Was there any discussion within the Road Crew as to bolstering the towers?

“Little bit. Ramrod said something.”

And?

“We all called him a word you keep you telling me I’m not allowed to use anymore.”

Ah.

“Fag.”

We all knew what the word was.

“So what you see there is the architectural definition of ‘the least we could do.’ Maybe we could done less in a moral or mathematical sense, but architecturally? That’s rock bottom. Remove one piece and it all falls down. I’m kinda proud of us.

You shouldn’t be.

“And you shouldn’t be such a pussy, but here we are.”

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    That’s a nice Guild Dickswinger

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