“This fellow’s name is Spider-Man.”
No.
“Mexican Jumping Bean.”
Also no.
“Professor Heckler.”
Obscure allusion, but also also no. The gentleman’s name is Flea.
“I was circling the theme.”
Sure.
“And he plays bass for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
“Again: I was within the bullseye.”
Flea’s starting to look like the highly underrated comic actor Toby Huss.
“No idea who that is.”
“Ah. That guy.”
He’s in everything.
“And he finds the time to be in a funky band.”
No, Bobby.
“Hell of a work ethic.”
Whatever you say, Bobby.
“I’m the Wiz…and NOOObody beats me!”