It Is 5:11 PM And You Are Listening To Los Angeles

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Rando War?”

Nope.

“Then, this must be my wife.”

Natasha Monster.

“Solid woman.”

You two have been married forever.

“Not as long as Phil and Jill. But longer than any of Garcia’s marriages, yeah. Garcia liked getting married a whole lot more than he liked being married.”

Sure. What’s your secret?

“I once ran over a homeless guy right outside of Dallas. Kept on driving.”

I meant your secret to a lasting marriage.

“Ah. Well, the key to the whole thing is to marry the right person. Honestly, that’s about 99% of it.”

What’s the other 1%?

“Separate bathrooms.”

Sure.

“Hey, uh, maybe we could forget about the Dallas thing?”

Already gone from my mind.

“Great.”