Thoughts On The Dead

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Kiss Me On The Bus

“Because there’s no piping system. At home, you’re either hooked up to the mains or you got yourself a private tank, but the bus toilet isn’t like that. It’s just a seat on a bucket, basically. Nothing goes away. You literally take a dump. You take it with you down the highway.”

“We all know that, Bobby.’

“I literally grew up on a tour bus, Uncle Bobby.”

“We have a plane now, Bob.”

“Number one is fine. You’re more than welcome to make number one. But, uh, no loaf-pinching.”

“Please don’t call it that.”

“Seconded.”

“Aye.”

“All right, who’s’ ready for the tour?”

2 Comments

  1. Hes for sure saying Loaf as the picture was taken

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    September 9, 2019 at 12:34 am

    “This Bus don’t run on no pee and no poo, Bob”

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