Thoughts On The Dead

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Kiss Me On The Bus

“Because there’s no piping system. At home, you’re either hooked up to the mains or you got yourself a private tank, but the bus toilet isn’t like that. It’s just a seat on a bucket, basically. Nothing goes away. You literally take a dump. You take it with you down the highway.”

“We all know that, Bobby.’

“I literally grew up on a tour bus, Uncle Bobby.”

“We have a plane now, Bob.”

“Number one is fine. You’re more than welcome to make number one. But, uh, no loaf-pinching.”

“Please don’t call it that.”



“All right, who’s’ ready for the tour?”


  1. Hes for sure saying Loaf as the picture was taken

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    September 9, 2019 at 12:34 am

    “This Bus don’t run on no pee and no poo, Bob”

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