Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

My Brother Esau Kilt A Hunter

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Enjoying the breeze. It’s like it’s Spring, and my balls are falling in love.”

So you’re wearing the kilt in the traditional fashion?

“It’s completely Scottish down there: hairy, six drinks in, and fiercely opposed to Brexit.”

Good to hear.

“I’ll tell ya: this started as a Halloween thing, but I might become a kilt guy.”

Do not become a kilt guy, Bobby. Can’t you just wear a normal pant?

“If, uh, I wanted to be normal, then I wouldn’t have been in the Grateful Dead all my life.”

Yeah, okay.


  1. NoThoughtsOnDead

    Nice costume, Bob, but this is an article of clothing for some…

  2. Stellblu

    This may be your finest title ever

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    O Bobby boy…..

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