- Mickey, put the nurses’ scrubs back.
- Has anyone seen the pharmacy?
- No, Bear, please don’t rewire the public address system aaaaaaaand you fried the entire building; thanks for that, genius.
- Who put tequila in all these IV bags?
- Well, look around for it; it’s gotta be here; livers don’t just walk away.
- Nurse, a shoeless black guy and a white guy with hair like a unicorn just stole my food.
- No, not the contents of the pharmacy; the pharmacy.
- Paging Dr. Beechwood.
- Paging Dr. Schott.
- It’s a lovely house, Bobby, but we need those tongue depressors for the patients.
- You dosed the otolaryngologist? I dosed the otolaryngologist. Jesus, how many people dosed the otolaryngologist? We should check on him.
- The opening to the gown is supposed to be in the back, Billy.
- Yes, it’s a problem that everyone can see your dick.
- No, we’re not “all professionals here,” Billy: we’re in the cafeteria.
- Security to the parking lot: two ambulances have been stolen and are being repeatedly crashed into one another; approach with caution, as suspects are armed and married.
- The whole pharmacy is gone, all of it, it is not there anymore, I don’t know how much more clearly I can put this.
- If you don’t lock the morgue up, the road crew are just gonna steal more parts.
- HOLY SHIT, are you smoking in the fucking burn ward?
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Good stuff.
1- Bear ain’t rewiring anything, except in the great beyond.
2- Paging Dr. Benway.