
The Core Four is back, Enthusiasts.
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When Bobby was a young man, his parents were murdered by a camera in a mugging outside a movie theater; this explains why he looks at them this way now.
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“Thoughts on my Ass!”
Hey, Billy.
“Skaaaaaaaaank.”
Stop that. She looks lovely and respectable.
“This is a film festival. No one here is respectable.”
Yeah, okay.
“Ginger skank.”
Stop it.
“Great thing about redheads is that you can bring ’em around your color-blind friends and they don’t get hit on.”
Color-blind people can see redheads, Billy.
“Not from my experience. Weir’s cockblocking me here a little, though.”
Don’t hit on her.
“She got chest freckles, man.”
Still.
“Gonna give her a log flume.”
…
“Gonna give her a log flume.”
…
“Gonna give–”
What’s a log flume, Billy?
“Everything’s real gentle at first, and then I go down without warning.”
We’re done.
“Winter of Skank!”
Dammit.
I can’t for the life of me figure out which parts of Mickey’s face are askew and which aren’t. You could open a Mystery Spot rolling things “uphill” on his glasses.
They are very old men.
Who Framed Bobert Rabbit….badum tsss