Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Shiny In The Breeze

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Making a lot of choices.”

I see that.

“And showing off Montgomery.”

Who?

“I have named my butt-chin Montgomery Cleft.”

Clever.

“He comes out to play when I hit the high notes.”

Uh-huh. And your hair?

“I asked for ‘the Suzy Quatro.'”

What material is your shirt made out of?

“Multiester.”

Is that like polyester?

“Mm. But more so.”

This was enlightening.

2 Comments

  1. badumbadum

    HOLY GOD BOTH OF THEM LOOK BOTH OF THEM THEY ARE DERANGED DUTCH BOYS

  2. Crazy Zac

    Band portraits were to be taken at, before or after this gig. Only Bobby got the memo.

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