Oh, what in the name of Jonathan Frakes is this?
“I’m taking the Sex & the City tour. Remember how the girls got cupcakes here?”
I didn’t watch the show.
“Remember how big cupcakes were?”
A little.
“We were so innocent then.”
Brent, stop wandering around New York City. Especially in those shoes.
“Why won’t you support my transition?”
Into a mascot or a woman?
“Either.”
Dude, make your outsides match your insides. I don’t care. Good for you. Just saying that sparkly silver flats aren’t the right choice for that outfit.
“You’re commenting on my shoes?”
Yes.
“Please tell everyone about the last pair of shoes you bought, and then tell them the reason.
Bright red Adidas, and I purchased them because I saw Billy wearing them and I thought they looked cool.
“Can I close my case?”
Yeah, probably. Hey, Brent?
“Uh-huh?”
There’s a tourist couple coming up the street behind you and to your left. They look European. Jump out and scare the shit out of them.
“Done.”
I saw the blue bear at SPAC. Taking pictures with two pretty upset kids. Blue bear said “Don’t worry children, I won’t harm you”. Those kids were about tog et eaten