Hey, handsome. Look at that thigh gap.
“Don’t be gay towards me. I don’t care what you do on your own time, but don’t point your weird sex at me.”
Just saying you’re looking good, buddy.
“Only person’s opinion about my appearance I care about is Jill.”
What about the Busboys?
“I only care that the Busboys fear me.”
Do they?
“Oh, yeah. We’ve got a Spartan/Helot situation going.”
How do you mean?
“I send Grahame into their village to murder one of them every month.”
Jesus.
“Until you run a restaurant, shut your mouth.”
Are those Skecher Shape-ups?
“Why do you think I got the thigh gap?”
Nice.
Whoever shot and sepia toned that picture has some skills.
Phil is a Hoka man.
(use of “Five Towns” is impressive for a jersey boy.)