“There’s no way you look sillier than me.”
“Dude, I look like a scarecrow who came to life and started selling meth.”
“Whatever. My shirt clearly belongs to a closeted middle-school music teacher from Saskatoon.”
“Using Time Sheath technology, I stole this ridiculous hat from a tiny black man who lives in the future.”
“Prince?”
“Fuck no, not Prince.”
…
“You’ve noticed–”
“Yeah, I saw the pigtails.”
“–the pigtails, right? Right.”
“…wearin’ that silly hat and drinkin’ from a bottle of Chablis…” -MK