- Topol getting the lead role in the movie adaptation of Fiddler rather than Zero Mostel.
- Woody Allen convincing the world that Jews are weak, sniveling, shiksa-obsessed sissies.
- Sammy Hagar replacing David Lee Roth.
- The destruction of the Second Temple.
- Melanie Griffith playing a cop who goes undercover in a Hasidic community. (NOT A JOKE.)
- Joe Lieberman’s very existence.
- The destruction of the First Temple.
- The McBagel.
- Seriously, look at this bullshit:
- Did you look at that bullshit?
- A shanda, that’s what that bullshit it.
- And, finally: the actual Holocaust.
Remember, Enthusiasts: when we say “Chosen People,” we mean “Chosen to be fucked with constantly.”
Miranda seems like an odd one, so this bagel combination seems somehow appropriate. Alone I like all of the components. A raisin bagel with cream cheese is a workable combination. I personally prefer the savory over the sweet, but these two work together Mix in the capers & lox and you have a positively vile concoction.
which reminds me, la shana tova.
Gentiles are plenty offended by that bullshit too. You shouldn’t even say raisins and salmon (or lox) in the same sentence. She just lost my vote.
and at Zabars of all places…
This is why I don’t invite you guys on the road. You are just way too picky (and boring) eaters.
l’shana tova tikateyvu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dUoHIS4Y6o