taper section 1989

  • Hiccups.
  • Tourette’s
  • Being a slacker.
  • Writing checks your butt can’t cash.
  • Using a My First Sony.
  • Wearing white after Labor Day.
  • Being white after Election Day, 2008. Thanks, Obama!
  • Constantly asking, “What happens if I press this button?” and then pressing the button.
  • Not asking; just pressing buttons at random.
  • Bird calls.
  • Physical comedy.
  • Being Magneto.
  • Bringing that string licorice and whipping fuckers in the back of the neck with it.
  • Demanding “Let Bill Sing.”
  • Not sucking up to Healy.
  • Honestly? Having girl parts.