Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Thoughts On Oh God Kill Me Now

  • I just can’t do this anymore.
  • It’s not you, Star Wars, it’s me.
  • And you.
  • If we’re completely honest, that thing you did where you released three shitty films in a row may have contributed to my SW fatigue.
  • Stop crying, Star Wars.
  • Yes, I know it’s been almost 40 years that we’ve been together, but it’s just enough with you.
  • I’m with Marvel now.
  • There.
  • I said it.
  • Are you happy?
  • This is gonna be it for us, Star Wars.
  • Because you only have one idea, Star Wars.
  • There is a terrible family, who unfortunately are all wizards, and they create galaxy-wide chaos with their bullshit.
  • That’s all you are, Star Wars: stories about the Skywalkers bothering people.
  • And Ralph McQuarry’s aesthetic.
  • You have no other tricks to reveal, Star Wars.
  • Why else would you bring back Billy Dee Williams?
  • I packed up your zippity-zop guns and bandoliers; you can see the droids on the weekends.
  • Tell Tobacco the Space Monkey I say goodbye.

4 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    April 13, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Go see Amazing Grace, Aretha doc

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    April 13, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Go see Amazing Grace. Aretha

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    April 13, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    3 is a charm

  4. Speaking of Aretha ,ive always been partial too the cat power song ‘Aretha sing one for me’ and Spotify throws up George Jackson doing the same song, I thought it was an original, And Spotify throws up Aretha outtake ‘sweetest smile and the funkiest style hey now heh.

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