Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Turtle Club

“Missed you, pal.”

“Goddammit, Mydland, is that still you in there?”

“Don’t you cos-shame me.”

“Not a thing.”

“My feelings are valid! I’ve done a lot of work in therapy to get to this point, and I will not be dismissed.”

“When did you start going to therapy?”

“Couple years after I died.”

“All right.”

“You know I’m naked in here, right?’

“Jesus fucking Christ.”

“The breeze shoots right through the fur. It’s sensual.”

“GRAHAME!”

“Yes, Pop?”

“Uncle Brent is leaving.”

“Oh, okay. Goodbye, Uncle Brent.”

“I MEANT YOU SHOULD ESCORT HIM OFF THE PREMISES!”

“Oh! Okay, yeah, gotcha.”

2 Comments

  1. MockTurtleneckSoup

    “Welcome Back Phil”? Wha’ happened? He get another liver transplant, or have they let him back in the band again?

  2. ritchie vanian

    i thought that was elizabeth warren

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