What is going on with you? You look like Kenny Roger’s best friend in one of his teevee movies.
“Well, uh, I don’t know if you know this, but it’s the Year of Coziness.”
Stop taking fashion advice from Josh. Wait. Is that a toppermost?
“No.”
Oh, thank God.
“It’s a bobbermost.”
I praised too soon. What the hell is a bobbermost?
“It’s sort of a robe, and almost a kimono, but definitely not a jacket.”
Yes, that’s what a toppermost is.
“I didn’t finish.”
Sorry.
“And only rich, famous guys named Bob are allowed to know they exist.”
Ah.
“De Niro’s got two dozen. He’s very active on the bobbermost subreddit.”
I don’t know how I feel about this.
“I feel coze. There’s just so much concentrated coze in this garment.”
All of you need to stop saying “coze.” It’s not a word.
“Y’know, I’ve spoken to you about your prescriptivism before, and I believe I made myself quite clear.”
NOT A WORD! That’s it! I’m pissed! I’m gonna take a walk.
“All right, then.”
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You just gonna stand there?
“Yuh-huh.”
Okay.
“All right, then.”
Did he find himself in NYC without a jacket and borrowed something from Natasha Monster?
Without research, I’m guessing he’s at the NAMM Show in Anaheim!
Is that real poncho?
Hard to get a Sears poncho anymore.
Or is that a Sears poncho ?
Oh Really