Hey, Bobby. Get yourself a free jersey?
“Oh, yeah. I just gotta get it home before Mickey sees it.”
Wouldn’t the University of Oregon give him one, too?
“See, you’re talking logic and I’m talking Mickey.”
True. Surprised you’re not wearing some of the new merch from the pop-up store.
“I’m, uh, not a hypebeast.”
No one ever accused you of such. Why do you even know that term?
“Josh explained it to me. At, like, length. It was a good 45-minute conversation and I had even less idea than usual what was happening. What the hell is a ‘Yeezy?’ Wasn’t she on The Jeffersons?”
That’s Weezy.
“Ah. She loved her some George. I liked how she said his name.”
JAW-udge.
“But, uh, yeah: no streetwear for me. I mean, I wear my clothes when I’m out in the streets.”
When you’re out in the streets?
“Uh-huh. I, uh walk the way I wanna walk.”
Out in the streets?
“Sure, yeah. Pretty girls, they’re all passing by.”
That was fun.
“What did we do?”
Nothing.
“See, you’re talking logic and I’m talking Mickey.” I’m pretty sure the entire five years (or whatever) of ToTD can be summed up right there.