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About John Mayer, only this needs to be said: he’s really into vintage watches. Make of that what you will.

Also, Bobby has accidentally super-glued his hand to his beard again.

14 Comments

  1. Drew

    http://i.imgur.com/YQ1wZ7B.jpg

    What an asshole!

    Seriously, though, John Mayer sucks.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Ha!

      I was more implicating the “spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on toys” part of it, not the “arbitrary thing to be obsessed with” part.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      You are a handsome and powerful man.

      • Drew

        Ha ha. That is ridiculous, but I’ll take what I can get.

        The watch thing: I lurk casually at a watch enthusiasts forum because I’m supposed to have children by now and mostly don’t have anything important to do with myself. Because of that, I know that JM spent several hundreds of thousands of dollars on Rolexes that were fake or full of non-Rolex parts and whatnot.

        Not that anyone deserves to be ripped off or anything, but John Mayer still sucks.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          John Mayer buying fake watches cuz he has more money than sense is perfect and hilarious.

          In my head, he bought them from a guy in a trenchcoat doing the ol’ “wanna buy a watch?” bit.

  2. HCD

    Any word on Mrs. Donna Godchaux making an appearance? Or is it still “mums the word” around her about the 50th anniversary gig?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Probably “grandmum” at this point, but no one’s mentioning the occasionally off-key elephant in the room/

  3. HCD

    And who is John Mayer? I live in Alaska, so I’m not always up to speed on stuff. I hope for his sake he’s not who the boys recruited for keyboards. Those guys aren’t always long for this earth.

    • Drew

      One word: Racist penis.

    • Drew

      Seriously, I hope not. As far as I know he’s a guy who sorta occupies the same space as Jack Johnson – the jammiest music that you’ll hear at Whole Foods, but still music that you’ll hear at Whole Foods – and who has dated Jennifer Aniston, and who bought a bunch of fake watches.

  4. maggiemay

    John Mayer sings that awful song? Now I know why I always want to shove knives into my ears every time it comes on.

  5. Paul C. Hébert (@PaulCHebert)

    Bobby managed to both stay upright and remember all of the words for “Truckin'”. That bodes well for those of you heading to Chicago.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Counterpoint: Bobby’s verticality was due to an elaborate block and tackle system erased by CGI, and there was a teleprompter.

  6. nickofan77

    ” So, NO relation at all to ‘Oscar’, John? You tried ancestry.com and everything?”
    “I’m positive, Bob.”
    “Cool, cool. I can dig it. Hey, have Katy Perry and Jessica Aniston ever met? Like, in your bed maybe, with some type of video recording thingy nearby and..”
    “Bob. BOB! ENOUGH! I thought we put all this to rest when you showed me your “teen foxes scrapbook” and told me you’d trade me your Cannondale carbon fiber mountain bike for a picture of Katy. Or Taylor. Now, are we gonna run through “Money Money” once more or not?”

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