About John Mayer, only this needs to be said: he’s really into vintage watches. Make of that what you will.
Also, Bobby has accidentally super-glued his hand to his beard again.
bob weirjohn mayer
February 8, 2015 at 10:22 pm
What an asshole!
Seriously, though, John Mayer sucks.
February 8, 2015 at 10:43 pm
I was more implicating the “spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on toys” part of it, not the “arbitrary thing to be obsessed with” part.
You are a handsome and powerful man.
February 8, 2015 at 10:55 pm
Ha ha. That is ridiculous, but I’ll take what I can get.
The watch thing: I lurk casually at a watch enthusiasts forum because I’m supposed to have children by now and mostly don’t have anything important to do with myself. Because of that, I know that JM spent several hundreds of thousands of dollars on Rolexes that were fake or full of non-Rolex parts and whatnot.
Not that anyone deserves to be ripped off or anything, but John Mayer still sucks.
February 9, 2015 at 1:22 pm
John Mayer buying fake watches cuz he has more money than sense is perfect and hilarious.
In my head, he bought them from a guy in a trenchcoat doing the ol’ “wanna buy a watch?” bit.
February 8, 2015 at 10:56 pm
Any word on Mrs. Donna Godchaux making an appearance? Or is it still “mums the word” around her about the 50th anniversary gig?
February 9, 2015 at 1:23 pm
Probably “grandmum” at this point, but no one’s mentioning the occasionally off-key elephant in the room/
February 8, 2015 at 11:00 pm
And who is John Mayer? I live in Alaska, so I’m not always up to speed on stuff. I hope for his sake he’s not who the boys recruited for keyboards. Those guys aren’t always long for this earth.
February 8, 2015 at 11:01 pm
One word: Racist penis.
February 8, 2015 at 11:07 pm
Seriously, I hope not. As far as I know he’s a guy who sorta occupies the same space as Jack Johnson – the jammiest music that you’ll hear at Whole Foods, but still music that you’ll hear at Whole Foods – and who has dated Jennifer Aniston, and who bought a bunch of fake watches.
February 9, 2015 at 12:43 am
John Mayer sings that awful song? Now I know why I always want to shove knives into my ears every time it comes on.
February 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm
Bobby managed to both stay upright and remember all of the words for “Truckin'”. That bodes well for those of you heading to Chicago.
February 9, 2015 at 7:46 pm
Counterpoint: Bobby’s verticality was due to an elaborate block and tackle system erased by CGI, and there was a teleprompter.
February 11, 2015 at 4:09 pm
” So, NO relation at all to ‘Oscar’, John? You tried ancestry.com and everything?”
“I’m positive, Bob.”
“Cool, cool. I can dig it. Hey, have Katy Perry and Jessica Aniston ever met? Like, in your bed maybe, with some type of video recording thingy nearby and..”
“Bob. BOB! ENOUGH! I thought we put all this to rest when you showed me your “teen foxes scrapbook” and told me you’d trade me your Cannondale carbon fiber mountain bike for a picture of Katy. Or Taylor. Now, are we gonna run through “Money Money” once more or not?”
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