Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Giant Among Musicians

Is the Stealie so you don’t forget what band you’re in?

“Why am I in every post tonight?”

It’s Passover.

“So?”

Phil Lesh is Mr. Passover. All Jews know this.

“I never even heard of the holiday until I met Mickey. And if I can be honest, I find it a bit creepy.”

Is it all the murdered children?

“Yup.”

Well, you have to understand: Pharaoh was being a dick.

“And?”

Bad decision. Old Testament God didn’t like backtalk. He was really more of a I say ‘leap,’ you say ‘How high?’ kind of deity.

“So why didn’t he kill Pharaoh instead of all the first-borns?”

Pharaoh was spared due to professional courtesy. God went to Choate with Osiris. It’s all who you know.

“That’s enough. Go away.”

Tell Precarious he did a wonderful job with the gear.

“No.”

2 Comments

  1. Dave Froth

    Brewed and bottled in Holland.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    I wish we had put that sticker on upside right – it always bothered me that way it is there.

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