Hey, Keith. Whatcha doing?

“Hurmphle drup. Blaaaaah. Glunth.”

Uh-huh. You all right, pal?

PIANO PLAYER SLUMPING GRACELESSLY TO THE FLOOR NOISE

Okay, then.

Precarious?

“Yo.”

Keith collapsed.

“Yeah, he does that.”

Why was he set up out front, anyway?

“Makes it easier to get to him when he collapses.”

Logic.