No one gives your ’77 beard enough credit.
“Yeah, she’s pretty manly.”
I don’t know if that sentence makes sense.
“Well, obviously my beard is female.”
“It’s, uh, sitting on my face. Not to get too Billy about the whole thing, but only ladies are allowed to saddle up.”
“But, you know, the characteristics displayed are masculine. Robustness, stolidity, forward-thinking.”
If you say so. Why do you have Dee Dee Ramone’s haircut?
“I asked for it specifically. Gotta keep up with the punkers.”
Okay. Tell Phil I say hi.
“He’s not fond of you.”