The dishwasher is not talking to you. What you’re experiencing is called “audio pareidolia.” Do not murder your family because the dishwasher tells you to. Now, if the garbage disposal tells you to kill your family? Listen to that motherfucker. But not the dishwasher.
“Pieces of Eight” is one of the greatest rock albums of the ’70s.
There. I said it. Let’s fight.
You’re not allowed to like Styx and Captain Beefheart. Those are the rules.
Goddammit. I knew I shoulda kept that private . . . .