Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Putting The “Super” In Supergroup

“We don’t gotta hold hands, Bob.”

“It’s not a sexual grasping, Sam.”

“I know, I know. You can let go, though.”

“No, uh, tantric pleasure is being derived thereof. As you can see from my face.”

“I see your face, man. You don’t wanna smile for the crowd?”

“Nope. Giving ’em the glower.”

“It’s like they’re revenuers you want off your land.”

“Well, Sam, I wasn’t in Van Johnson–”

“Halen.”

“–and I don’t know much about your heavy mental world. Maybe grinning like a sap is what you folks do, but the Grateful Dead always went their own way. We glower. Actually, most times we’d just ignore the audience entirely. Never got into that Hello, Cleveland stuff.”

“Okay, man, okay.”

“Bob, are you brushing my palm with your middle finger?”

“Yes, but it’s not sexual.”

2 Comments

  1. I only recognize two of the people in that picture,

    Should I know them?

  2. Steve vai. Fucker from the doobie bros that wasnt michael McDonald. Didnt recognize nancy Wilson but shes list in the tag . And that other fuckin guy.

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